Monday, May 6

ByKevin Sheekey

Best of late night.

“For the entire month of May, Applebee’s is serving a margarita for $1, called the ‘dollarita’. After which you’re guaranteed to come down with a case of dollarrhea.”
— Colin Jost, Weekend Update, SNL

“‘The Battle of Winterfell’ episode of Game of Thrones has become the most watched program in HBO’s history, with more than 17 million viewers, all using the same ten HBO passwords.”
— Colin Jost, Weekend Update, SNL

“New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is expected to announce next week that he will be running for President, but, since it is de Blasio, he won’t be running nights or weekends.”
— Michael Che, Weekend Update, SNL

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