Tuesday, October 9

ByKevin Sheekey

Headlines from around the world.


Best of late night.

“There was chaos in Dublin, Ireland, after the grand-opening of its first Krispy Kreme donuts. Witnesses say the Irish got into fist-fights and street brawls, then they saw the Krispy Kremes.”
— Conan O’Brien

“You probably experienced this yesterday, Instagram underwent a world-wide outage for nearly an hour. Do you realise what that means? For almost 60 minutes, the Kardashians technically did not exist!”
— Conan O’Brien